Schizophrenic Weather

WTF?!!!111oneone One week ago, my face was blistered red by the bitch slaps of winter. I couldn’t leave my building without catching a cold and frost bite on my ears. Now, on this final week of March, the temperatures are perfect. That perfect little nook in between the disgusting balls-sticking-to-the-side-of-your-leg heat, and the now-I-can’t-even-find-my-balls frost. But of course, because that cruel hand of power has a twisted sense of humor, I can hardly open my eyes or breathe due to the blitzkrieg of pollen and allergens. But I’m trying. A jewish buddy of mine even gave me some medication, so I should be alright to enjoy this great weather. Sides, it’ll help me ween myself from so much WoW. Ultimate frisby time bitches!