Lazy to the Nth Degree

Okay, so it’s been a while. I have not a soul to blame but the people who produce TV shows, create television sets, comfortable chairs and beds, interesting movies, late night infomercials that fill all the right gaps, DVD players, TiVo DVR systems, the chinese restaurants that deliver General Tso’s chicken that leaves me curled in the fetal position, gripping my stomach and sprinting to the bathroom so that I can’t get to sleep until 5AM, and the makers of whatever pills I take to relieve me of said stomach pains. Shame on them!

Spring break is turning me into something only a swift swing of a bat to the back of a skull can do: a potato. Well, that’s not entirely true. I do go outside and enjoy the fine weather we’ve been having here, but not any earlier than 8PM.

I’ve got a spiraling addiction to late night programming and watching that sun crawl over the trees in my backyard. What is depressing me is that I’ve only got a couple more days of this relaxed lifestyle to embrace. Even though I spend more time awake than sleep, it feels as if most of this break has been wasted on a mind-numbing television. I’m going to have to make these last few days worthwhile and explore the activities my free time has to offer. Hopefully, you won’t be reading anything new until three days from now, because I will have been way too busy cashing in my time and enjoying it to its fullest extent.